Seriously? Just look at him. You go, Hugo!
We like to think Chong He could be the shy/sensitive member of a boy band if he wasn’t so busy making us worry about him cracking his pretty little head open on an Olympic diving board all the time. swoon.
Roland and his lithe swimmer’s body are giving our eyeballs a nice massage. we want to be this South African merman’s Schoewoman.
#41: Nick Thoman
When did Donald Duck get so hot? Serious man candy right there.
#40: Mark Knowles
Awwwww…Beyonce’s brother is sooo cute!
#39: Simon Child
We want to have Simon’s child.
#38: Thomas Pichler
Don’t you want to pickle him to preserve him for life?
#37: Jason Burnett
he’s got more bounce in Canada than all y’all combined. We hope he likes brunettes!
#36: Matt Anderson
I love his mom (and-her-son!) for raising such a cutie pie.
#35: Qin Kai
Would you have to pay me to date him? Not by the hairs of my Qin-ny Qin Qin!
#34: Michael Phelps
This is no little mermaid.
Feminine Friday: Allyson Felix
We were all about cute men here at Olympecs until Allyson Felix’s resplendent face appeared on our television set. we knew we needed to start the first of many installments of Feminine Friday.
this jacket. we want it.
it makes Russians happy. we will hide the cute men from our followers until one of you secures this fantastic warm-up jacket for us. until then.
#33: Race Imboden
No ofFENCE, but we would look cuter in your arms than that koala dog.
#32: Kevin Love
his strong jawline made ours drop.
#31: Marcel Nguyen
We can’t pronounce your last name but we do pronounce us cute man and wife.
#30: Sam Mikulak
Sam Mikulak’s abs look like 6 little loaves of bread tucked into that skin tight patriotic number.
#29: Camille Lacourt
You won’t find him on la basketball court but Camille certainly belongs in that speedo. This French fry burnt our tongue! as suggested by onelesslonelypromqueen
#28: Ellis Coleman
We’re loving our vacation on Ellis Island.
#27: John Orozco
John is some tasty man candy.
#26: James Magnussen
Aussies just breed hotness. Magnum Condoms must have been named after this guy!
#25: Warwick Draper
Can Warwick drape his arms around us? Those kayaking muscles are wickity wack, yo.
#24: Ricky Berens
Can we just give him a bear hug without having him lose his bearings in the pool?
#23: Aaron Ramsey
if he’s anything like King Ramses of Egypt, then we want to be one of his 8 wives.
#22: Inigo Martinez
My name is Inigo Martinez. you killed my father. prepare to die.
#21: Tom Daley
I hope Tom can crush the competition daily.
#20: Yuki Otsu
with that ginger hair and pep, Yuki-p us hanging on, Mr. Otsu.
Follow Olympecs for a good time! (and cute men with accompanying bad puns) (please)
#19: Dean Couzins
we’re glad we’re not related so we can date this Kiwi starfruit.
#18: Danell Leyva
We’d never leave ya.
#17: Tyler Farrar
Tyler, how Farrar you willing to cycle to fall into our arms?
#16: Cullen Jones
Cullen Jones certainly makes a splash in our eyes.
#15: George Kitchens
I’d cook something on those smokin’ abs. His ribs are salty goodness. It’s getting hot in here!!
#14: Clemente Russo
Can someone box him up and send him to us from Italy? We’ll pay postage. Because he has the best package we could ever order.
#13: Merrill Moses
Water Polo’s Moses has led us to the Promise Land!
#12: Ryan Lochte
Ryan Latke: pshh, we’d put sour cream and applesauce on that! Edit: We did not know his name was not spelled like a potato pancake.
#11: Yordan Yovchev (Silver Fox)
Yordan Yovchev may yearn for his youth, yet we yawn at all the younger yuppies. Yell Yippee! for the yummy Bulgarian. Yikes.
#10: Kendrick Farris
This American weightlifter makes us feel weightless in love and we can’t weight to see his performance.
#9: Matias Koski
A Finn with fins, Matias Koski’s Olympic career is going swimmingly.
#8: Russell Holmes
Russell Holmes is the ace of our heart. We dig him. We’d bump that. Can you set us up with him? He makes our heartbeat spike. We know Russell from the in SIDE OUT. We want to Russell his leaves. Holmes sweet home.
#7: Dyron Marquez
This Columbian Beauty runs circles around our hearts. We’d give him the gold.
#6: Philipp Boy
There’s no contesting that German Gymnast Philipp Boy is the man.
#5: Javi Martinez
This spicy hottie hails from Spain and gives their Olympic team a little kick.
#4: Novak Djokovic
Here is a Serbian tennis player for your enjoyment. Take this how you will. In exhibit A, Novak is serbing up some love your way. He can also be smitten and victorious.
#3: David Boudia
David dove into our minds and hearts with his talent and hotness (Look at those dimples!) He is proof that Team USA breeds cuteness. We’ll be fighting pirates for this Boudi(a).
#2: Tom James
Row, row, row your boat gently to my heart! This English rowing Olympian is certainty easy on the eyes. We’d definitley have high tea with this hottie!
#1: Jonathan Horton
We didn’t exactly stick the landing when we fell for Jonathan Horton during the Olympic Trials. He may have done less than ideally in day one, but he still is hot as hell.
The Russian Gymnastics Team came up strong….in fashion, that is. Does anyone know where we can find those fabulous warm up jackets?
The Opening Ceremony
Throughout the Olympic Trials we texted each other pictures of hot potential Olympians. We decided after hundreds of photos to share our findings with the world. We only discriminate on the basis of attractiveness. We like cute, hot, cute, athletic, buff, cute men. Get ready to see the Olympecs. We like the cute men.